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Dick Taco 

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!
Dick Taco by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012
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Dick Taco 

I have no clue what it means, but it would make a great band name.
Jen: DICK TACO TONIGHT!
Jen's mom: WHAT?!?!?!
Jen: Dick taco, mom...I'm going to their show tonight. Get with the times.
Dick Taco by EmoreX January 2, 2010

Dick taco 

Dick taco by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

dick taco 

A dick taco is a real silly asshole, an absurd Dickhead. or a totally useless, incompetent asshole
That meter cop is a real dick taco; he gave me a parking ticket when I was a minute late.
dick taco by Bunanator December 1, 2007

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024

hard dick taco 

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
hard dick taco by anonymous January 12, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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