When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
by Bloomerz August 30, 2011
by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 18, 2009
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 13, 2014
n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
by Dick Splash March 01, 2005
a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.
by The White Splasher February 22, 2018
by Dude123 August 30, 2007