When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
by Bloomerz September 1, 2011
Get the Dick splashmug. by CaptainCoolAsFuck September 19, 2009
Get the Dick splashmug. by Anonymous August 27, 2003
Get the dick splashmug. An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
Get the dick splashmug. n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
by Dick Splash February 28, 2005
Get the dick splashmug. a gang sign shaped like the male genitalia used to accentuate property, similar to a dog pissing on a fire hydrant.
by The White Splasher February 22, 2018
Get the Dick Splashmug. by Dude123 September 8, 2007
Get the dick splashmug.