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Dick slave 

1)An individual who is a complete and total subject of the male genetalia, one who craves the precences of dick in their being with a readieness to insert it in their mouth.

2)One whom loves dick and is a total fag stick.

3) A little bAby back bitch thats pissing you off and is being a little ass muffin.
GOD dawm! you fucking ass mucher! ahhhh stop being such a little dick slave and lay off my wang!

man joeys a little bitch ass dick slave, he just wont stop breathing over my angry beaver.
Dick slave by Amothar February 16, 2007

Dick Slave 

(n); A person who is a total douche bag or an assface.
"Chad calls people Dick Slaves!"
Dick Slave by MF Doom September 17, 2006

dick slave 

money garnished or payed out from pay check for child support leaving hardly nothing left over for the baby daddy.
u can see them on the maury show. baby daddy .he became a slave to his dick when he failed to use protection.therefor he is a dick slave and will be in dick slavery until the child grows up.
dick slave by ms.gina p December 8, 2010

tiny dick slave 

Pretty much Nick in a nutshell. It's exactly how it sounds.
Wow... Nick is such a fucking Tiny Dick Slave lmao
tiny dick slave by Eternal_Sex_God December 25, 2016

Did it to save my dick 

An asshole thing you do in order to save your own ass. It's considered saving your dick when you screw someone over really bad just to getout of something yourself making it 10 times as worse as just saving your ass. Once someone has "done it to save my dick" they have caused a never ending cycle of people fucking up other people just to save themselves. The only way to stop this cycle is if someone manages to get to the person who started it all and either narc on them or beat the shit out of them. If someone screws you over and says they did it to save their dick, they are completed justified and you have to deal with it or fuck them up.
Friend #1: Dude, why did you tell your mom that I was the one who pissed on your couch?

Friend #2: Do you know what would happen if my mom found out I did it? I did it to save my dick.
Dick Slave - A person who slaves his/her Dick, aka, beating the meat, or jacking off.
Hey Sean Get the fuck out of the bathroom and stop being a dickslave!
dickslave by Hemispherical August 31, 2008

Dickslayer 

A female who sleeps around, preferably a whore, who gives such deep blowjobs that the genitalia shrivels up.
During my summer slut-fest I met a man who encountered a dickslayer
Dickslayer by HydratedTrash December 25, 2016
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