The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.
Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.
The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.