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Dick Skinners 

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
Dick Skinners by cretard October 25, 2008

Dick skinners 

The derogitory slang for ones hands. Often referring to someone who has just masturbated or is known to masturbate excessively.
Mike: Hey jonny
Jonny: Yo
Mike: You wanna help season the chops?
Jonny: Sure, let me use the restroom real quick.
Mike: Make sure you wash your hands, i don't want your dick skinners all over the food.

dick skinner

what Marines call your hand
Get your dick skinners out of your pockets.
dick skinner by Gary M June 19, 2003

Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.
Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.
Dick Skinner by Rick April 23, 2003

Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.
That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!

dick skinner

your hand, (ya know, the thing at the end of your wrist), can refer to either the right or the left hand
now, if any of you assholes have a question, youre gonna raise your little DICK SKINNER high in the air and ask it. y'understand that?
dick skinner by b.w. 357 July 31, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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