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Definitions by cretard

The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
4:30 by Cretard March 1, 2014

Cum dumpster 

Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
Cum dumpster by cretard October 27, 2008

Dick Skinners 

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
Dick Skinners by cretard October 25, 2008
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
Shart by cretard October 24, 2008

turd cutter 

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
turd cutter by cretard October 23, 2008
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
Cretard by cretard October 23, 2008