turd cutter

someones butt

Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?

by cretard October 23, 2008

4:30

The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.

"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."

by Cretard March 01, 2014

Cum dumpster

Someones mouth

Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.

by cretard October 27, 2008

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Dick Skinners

A persons hands

Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.

by cretard October 25, 2008

Shart

To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.

So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.

by cretard October 24, 2008

Cock Pocket

Someones mouth

Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.

by cretard October 23, 2008