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Dick nipping

Being so cold that your nipples go full erection, able to cut through glass and the orifices of your enemies.
Mate, it's so cold outside! I'm fucking dick nipping out here!
by Snubtec May 6, 2018
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Dicknapping

1. When a woman knowingly lies with a man who is beholden to another, with specific intent of actualizing divorce once both parties are caught in the act.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.
Wife to adulteress, upon catching said party engaging her spouse mid-coitus: "Ain't gon' be no motherfucking dicknapping up in this motherfucker. Please believe."

"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."
by Hishungness June 18, 2013
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