dick dancer

male stripper

hey isn't that dick dancer you dad?

by Stifler's Dad January 23, 2004

dick dancer

A man whose main daily goal is to give the dick to whoever he can. He has no discretion or standards and will hit anything with legs and a vagina. Main thoughts "I got the dick, I got the dick...U want the dick?...I got the dick"

That dude ran through every group o hoes, sluts, and bitches west of santa monica. His ass is a dick dancer.

by abooboo December 19, 2005

Dick dancer

A woman who goes, or dances, from dick to dick with no concern for future consequence.

The mother from Mama Mia was a dick dancer! THREE men could be her daughter's father!

by xshinysparklex April 26, 2020

underwater dick dancer

a person with a non-descript job or career

he is a hub cab counter, a government hr assistant

by Stan Dolinsky January 29, 2004

kabuki dick dance

Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.

So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.

by Renegade41 September 3, 2016

dick dance

An inconvenient, frustrating, protracted waste of time characterized by repetition of the same actions or movements without foreseeable relief. Often occurs in vehicles or business meetings when participants cannot find their way to a destination because of a variety of disruptive or impeding factors or people.

Getting out of the parking lot after the ballgame turned into a real dick dance.

by James Awkwards June 7, 2004

one handed dick dance

the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away

i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes

by DJ BJ REPPIN SF July 31, 2012