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dick around 

spending a lot of time doing nothing of any significance. see poopin' around
I don't even think I got anything done all Tuesday, I just skipped class and dicked around
dick around by Anonymous February 28, 2002

Dick Around 

River City Drumline 2018-2019
To fuck around, usually consists of head breaking and ordering Taco Bell on Grubhub.
Hey, you wanna dick around?
Yeah sure, you want taco bell?
Happy Ending.
Dick Around by KinkyDrumline March 21, 2019

dick around 

To lack seriousness with a purpose. An alternative to sociology.

NOTE: The dick around is a drug, and must be used in moderation. Over-dosing can result nausea, spontaneous urination and in extreme cases intense spewing.
See definition, its a huge dick around (ironic isn't it).

dick around 

1. bob would dick around with guys
2. trey would dick around instead of doing school work.
dick around by wtfmatexd April 17, 2008

Dick Around Dylan 

D.A.D is the best youtuber ever. he makes funny youtube videos about him fucking with people!
yo did you see Dick Around Dylan's new video?

whipping your dick around 

1. Exhibiting dominance in such a manner that you are compelled to unzip your pants and hit people with your meat.

2. Sticking it to someone so badly in fantasy football as if you are simply wagging your penis in your opponents face.

3. Exerting yourself as the alpha male by hitting other men in the face with your dick.
1. I knew David was in a groove when he dropped his pants and whipped his dick around the living room.

2. Damn Zach, why you gotta be whipping your dick around after hitting that basket?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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