Dick Wiggles

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An old bald headed man, who looks like Gumby when wearing green. Is a vocal and strong supporter of Yankees. A loyal and encouraging person when he is not spending his free time trying to grow his hair back. Be aware of this person if you are near him when the sun is out, you may be blinded by the glare on top of his head.

Dick Wiggles is a yankee lover.

Dick Wiggles by mjr507 January 24, 2011

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dick wiggler

A female who acts as if she wants to have sexual relations with you but really intends on never giving you anything of that nature. She just likes the attention and likes fucking with guys heads by using her flirtatious abilities.

-It's been 2 months that I've been texting christy everyday and I still can't get any play.

-Did she say she's dtf bro?

-She never gives me straight answers she just laughs and sends me kissy emojis

-Sounds like you got a real Dick wiggler on your hands.

dick wiggler by Carcini April 9, 2017

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wiggle dick

an asshole acting in a retarded manner; random douchebag; one lacking the ability to be social or think logically. I.E.

Friend 1: hey man, did you see Jeremy over there trying to impress Karina?

Friend 2: yeah dude, absolute wiggle dick.

wiggle dick by 138-02-08 August 14, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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