Commonly found in morbidly obese people, the dick wick is when the offenders belly protrudes above and beyond the normal beer gut duty and covers the genitals completely, rendering urinals useless to the hapless gorger. Said offender more often then not has to wash with a rag on a stick and has not seen his genitals in years, also has to sit down to pee...
by Tungsten Fearkat (meerkat) November 12, 2007
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."
by Coombsie Von Mallen May 19, 2011
Dipping the tip of your dick into an expectant hole, with the aim of pleasuring yourself to the point of draining your man juice into said hole. Hole in this case can either be vaginal, rectal, or oral.
by Cumpump June 14, 2010
Person1: I heard she's dating Johnny!
Person2: I saw her out with Brian earlier!
Person1: She's such a dickwicker
Person2: I saw her out with Brian earlier!
Person1: She's such a dickwicker
by thatrandomunicorn May 14, 2014