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A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
Ryan won fifty dollars from steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips
Dick Tips by LBS Bandit May 28, 2008

weezing bag of dick tips 

eating ass with a spoon
that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

suckin dick for tips 

When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.
1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"

2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.
suckin dick for tips by GBake February 14, 2008

Dick's Tips 

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'

dick tipsy 

A thirst, or a strong desire for sex, to the point of uncontrollable behavior and speech.
"Bro, that girl told me that she was a fiend for my cock, I had that girl dick tipsy!"
dick tipsy by DeathbyLiving November 16, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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