Dick Tips

A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.

Ryan won $50 from Steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips.

by Ray Head April 23, 2008

Dick Tips

A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.

Ryan won fifty dollars from steve in a hot game of underground Dick Tips

by LBS Bandit May 28, 2008

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

suckin dick for tips

When a waiter or waitress at a restaurant is being overly generous because they obviously want a big 'ol tip from you.

1: We were eating at Cheddar's and I couldn't enjoy a bite of my sandwich without hearing "Need a refill?"

2: Yeah, he was totally suckin dick for tips.

by GBake February 14, 2008

Dick's Tips

The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.

Miracle of the internet.

How to achieve serenity.

A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips

-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'

-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'

-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'

by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 29, 2011

dick tipsy

A thirst, or a strong desire for sex, to the point of uncontrollable behavior and speech.

"Bro, that girl told me that she was a fiend for my cock, I had that girl dick tipsy!"

by DeathbyLiving November 16, 2019