Dick Swoop

Inserting yourself into a conversation/situation for your own benefit. Basically cockblocking for your own gain.

P: What happened to that girl from last night?
D: J totally dick swooped and took her home.

Dick Swoop by photobygettyimages November 9, 2017

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A mans ding dong that has a slite curve like a banana

Look at that swoop dick he has

Swoop dick by Wickles January 18, 2024

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Dick Scooping

1. When a girl is good at picking up men
2. she gets more than 4 numbers in a day from hawt boys

Girl "Hey, how you doing? can i haaav yo number? "

Boy "Yeah"

^ doing this more than once in a day is dick scooping

Dick Scooping by ThePRO dick scooper October 17, 2011

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A person who looks like they have zero skill and performs with zero skill.

Caleb looked like a complete scoop dick trying to play basketball.

scoop dick by Vauhgn June 28, 2016

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