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Spartan Dick 

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.
Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.
Spartan Dick by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'" 

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"
Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Dickspert 

The title that is given to a person who is very familiar with all shapes, sizes, and colors of dicks.
She was a virgin most of her life but now she is a dickspert.
Dickspert by Brodeen June 13, 2019

dicksurta 

dicksurta means "Shit"
Bitch #1: moms calling you
Bitch #2: dicksurta...
dicksurta by 98crobins August 25, 2022

Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.
I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026