Dick Spurt

An occurrence where the over all size of a dick increases quickly and suddenly in a short period of time (no, not a boner!)

Girl1- Last time I saw it, Johnny’s dick was so small!
Girl2- He must’ve had a dick spurt, because when it was huge last night!

Dick Spurt by Sterben-WarStorm January 20, 2020

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Spartan Dick

The act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another's mouth while violently bellowing the war cry "FOR SPARTA" This is usually followed up by using one's genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver's neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.

Tyler was disabled after Ben Spartan Dicked him.

Spartan Dick by The BP Oil Spill October 2, 2013

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Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'"

Soho By Sparta Is The Personification Of ""My Dick Is Long When SHe Bending It Over'" by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

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Dickspert

The title that is given to a person who is very familiar with all shapes, sizes, and colors of dicks.

She was a virgin most of her life but now she is a dickspert.

Dickspert by Brodeen June 13, 2019

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dicksurta

dicksurta means "Shit"

Bitch #1: moms calling you
Bitch #2: dicksurta...

dicksurta by 98crobins August 25, 2022

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Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.

I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.

Domestic Dickspute by jammyshallots June 8, 2023

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