“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”
by Yakyelder October 29, 2020
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Rudy: I'm just messing around playing my dick snare.
Rudy: I'm just messing around playing my dick snare.
by Fattycop September 10, 2007
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A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.
" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"
by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018
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Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."
by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018
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Get the girls scared of dick mug.Dude 1: how was work bro
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you
Dude 2: not good, my manager showed up unexpectedly and evaluated me when i was just not ready
Dude 1: damn bro she totally dicksnaked you
by TheStorySoFar April 29, 2014
Get the Dicksnake mug.When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.
He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.
by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015
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