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Double dick stream slider 

When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall
Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday

Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?

I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see

Dick Slide

Slang for lube.
Dude! You got dick slide all over me!
Dick Slide by Kill Bot 3000 January 18, 2009

dick slide

The act of writing on a keyboard with your penis in a flippant, comical, nonsensical way.
Jeff: fsdasdhf;jsdlgkjsdfgl;kdf;lg
Steve: Dude, did you just dick slide?
Jeff: HAHA YE. I FUCKLEN CALPED UPT A GUDASS DIC SLID.

Dick Slicer 

A mechanism, commonly utilized in society to chop the cock and balls off of a notorious, often dangerous and vial human being.
"That nigga just got sent to the Dick Slicer for committing heinous crimes."
"We just arrested some poor guy with plans to test the Dick Slicer on him."
Dick Slicer by DickSlicer August 30, 2021

Dick-Slicer 

The slur used to define a Trans woman
Shes a trans woman, so she’s probably a dick-slicer”
Dick-Slicer by Psunoj July 19, 2024

slide dick

Expression for refusing sexual intercourse with someone based on predetermined criteria.
Gurl, I don't slide dick for just anybody. He gotta be fine as hell and hustling that bank.

Man, I don't slide dick with every woman, she's gotta at least go out on the first date. I've got standards, bruh.
slide dick by jtj143795 September 13, 2017