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dick-slapped 

The female version of being pussy-whipped; when a female is "whipped" or controlled by her man
Of course the bitch is dick-slapped; I told her to suck my dick and she even licked the scrotum while she was at it.
dick-slapped by ATM April 23, 2006

Karma Dick Slapped

Karma dick slapped is when you fuck with everyone so much, that the Karma God's gets tired of it and pulls out a big ole black cock and slaps you like a pimp slapping a hoe.
Johnny:
"Boy that ass hole Brian of a nark backstabbing homo got what he deserves !"

Jenny:
" Yes he did, and boy he got karma dick slapped!!"

Dictionary Dick Slapped 

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.
Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up
Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

Dick slapper 

1. A person who slaps dicks
2. An insult, which is rater amusing
3. A weird kind of fetish (see dick slapping for more)
1. "I am a dick slapper...."
2. "OI, YOU! YEAH YOU YOU FUCKING DICK SLAPPER!
3. "I LOVE DICK SLAPPERS!
Dick slapper by Forko January 14, 2007