by Cock shower, penis shower September 28, 2009
Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.
When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.
by gabuman February 10, 2011
Attempted penis enlargement done by men before they get into a community shower together in which they tug and play in an attempt to make it look bigger. Kind of like puffing out the chest.
Kyle: wow bro look how big that guys cock is!!
Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..
Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!
Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..
Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!
by Cretonious February 13, 2011
When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
by Leigh Cain January 18, 2018
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