Dick Shower
Dick Shower by Cock shower, penis shower September 28, 2009
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Dick Shower
When a man had a very fortunate (or unfortunate) 48 hours, he has to take a second shower to pay special attention to his cock, and only his cock. This shower focuses only on the cock, and ensures all bodily fluids, flith, and/or dirt have been successfully removed.
Joe needed a dick shower after working 14 hours, going to the gym, and then having period sex with his wife.
Dick Shower by Leigh Cain May 3, 2018
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Cuban dick shower
Much like Cuban shower, this is the act of a male spraying or coating his genitalia with cologne or scented products, in the interest of masking his true musk. Usually employed after hot sex with stanky-ass pussy.
When the lights flipped on, I saw how uggo she was, and I had to give myself a Cuban dick shower before I left the party.
Cuban dick shower by gabuman February 27, 2011
Shower Dick
Attempted penis enlargement done by men before they get into a community shower together in which they tug and play in an attempt to make it look bigger. Kind of like puffing out the chest.
Kyle: wow bro look how big that guys cock is!!
Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..
Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!
Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..
Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!
Shower Dick by Cretonious March 1, 2011
Showed Her My Dick
Bro: So I was at Wal-Mart, picketing bro. You know, for the environment? And this bitch walked up and I showed her my dick.
Showed Her My Dick by Mr.FancyPants December 26, 2008
Slower than a fishmans dick
Slower than a fishmans dick by Jim-dick July 1, 2022