Cretonious's definitions

Shower Dick

Attempted penis enlargement done by men before they get into a community shower together in which they tug and play in an attempt to make it look bigger. Kind of like puffing out the chest.

Kyle: wow bro look how big that guys cock is!!

Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..

Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!

by Cretonious March 1, 2011