1 definition by Cretonious
Attempted penis enlargement done by men before they get into a community shower together in which they tug and play in an attempt to make it look bigger. Kind of like puffing out the chest.
Kyle: wow bro look how big that guys cock is!!
Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..
Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!
Rob: Haha holy crap!..wait a second i saw him yesterday while he was changing in the locker room it wasnt that big..
Kyle: Your'e right man. He's got shower dick!!
by Cretonious February 13, 2011