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Dick Savanus

The most diabolical, evil and twisted man on the planet. He spends his time moving from state to state in an attempt to avoid detection. To this day his location is unknown. However, he will drop clues as to his whereabouts on occasion. Currently, he has kidnapped a very valuable basketball player. Any information regarding the disappearance of smush parker should be given to Scott Sweeney.
"I can't believe Dick Savanus is in Ohio"
"I can, he loves the chili there"
Dick Savanus by scottsweeney December 9, 2008
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