dick poon 

When some one or something fails to please in a dickly fashion.

1,I was in the middle of a desert at night, and my car decided to dick poon me!

2,my buddy is too lazy to do me a fovor, what a dick poon!

dick poon by beavermaster April 23, 2014

dick-poon 

The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.

dick-poon by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008

Dickpoon 

Another word for a transvestite or a he/she sex changed person. This can also apply to anyone who just looks questionable.

Did you check out all those dickpoons at that club last night?

Dickpoon by D-Poozle October 23, 2008