Dick Plaid

The type of plaid shirt a dickhead wears to a club. He probably fist pumps and does Dirty Jersey dance moves.

Matt wears dick plaid shirts and thinks he looks good in them.

Dick Plaid by sooreal March 22, 2013

get paid dick 

To receive bad payment for a job that sucks.

A lot of teens and young adults get paid dick to be abused by people like Bob all day.

get paid dick by gRis>> September 12, 2009

placid dick syndrome 

A state in which a female feels that she must reinact the movie "Lake Placid" during oral sex, or, if you are so fuckwildly stupid that you need a less vague description, she goes cock eating monster on that unlucky SOB and just tears the upper half of his sexy stick in half... Pretty painful, just like watch the movie "Lake Placid".

"Yessaday, me and Juleeee was wachin' that er Lack Plasad, and she done bite a niggaz dick off."
"Niggabitch done pulled a PDS, o' Placid Dick Syndrome, it hurt likes a bitch."

placid dick syndrome by Tyranny December 28, 2005