Definitions by gRis>>

get paid dick 

To receive bad payment for a job that sucks.

A lot of teens and young adults get paid dick to be abused by people like Bob all day.

get paid dick by gRis>> September 12, 2009

have a cat in hell's chance 

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

have a cat in hell's chance by gRis>> August 16, 2009