Dick Parade 

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

Dick Parade by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

Dick parade 

A group of total assholes/dickheads parading around like little cunts.

Just put Mel Gibson and Paula Deen together. It would be a perfect dick parade of total bigots.

Dick parade by Shitcoloredsandnigger March 3, 2015

fat dick parade 

Three guys, who have dicks that are equally thick as they are long, ramming their cocks into the mouth/vagina/asshole of one woman, simultaneously, while watching the Macy's Day Parade.

"Yo! Bryan, Chris, and I ran a fat dick parade on ya motha last night, while watching the Macy's Day Parade on Tivo!"

fat dick parade by ThePhatDicks June 17, 2009

suck dick paradox 

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.

I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.

suck dick paradox by mick nullen August 7, 2021

The big dick paradox 

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.

Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox

The big dick paradox by please enter your username September 28, 2022

Dick Pic Paradox 

The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox

Dick Pic Paradox by Turbotroop July 2, 2021

The Dick Rider Paradox 

If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"

Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox

The Dick Rider Paradox by Indyz September 30, 2022