Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "I think you mean pedantic"
1: "case and point"

by RyanAg December 14, 2008

Panda Dick

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.

1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "Don't you mean pedantic"
1: "your doing it still!"

by Jake S47 December 14, 2008

Panda Dick

A black person's white dick

Bro I have such a panda dick

Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.

by CleverDuck May 16, 2016

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)

'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'

by visxera July 30, 2007

Dickpendant

A female who validates themselves based on having a dick in their lives.

" she's always with a new dude, chick is so dickpendant. Like she can't function without a dick around"

by Big Durrick April 7, 2017