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Dick Panda 

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
Dick Panda by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Panda Dick 

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.
1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "I think you mean pedantic"
1: "case and point"
Panda Dick by RyanAg December 14, 2008

Panda Dick 

an ironic intentional mispronunciation of the word pedantic used to prompt a correction that proves respondents pedantic nature.
1: "Stop being a panda dick"
2: "Don't you mean pedantic"
1: "your doing it still!"
Panda Dick by Jake S47 December 14, 2008

Panda Dick 

Bro I have such a panda dick

Terence has such a panda dick, when he sent me his dick pic I thought it was some white guy's dick.
Panda Dick by CleverDuck May 16, 2016

dicksandal

variation with a twist on the derogatory use of the words clownshoe or assclown and their ilk.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.
4. An inarticulate and infantile conservative right wing political commentator (eg. Andrew Bolt, Miranda Devine, Gerald Henderson, Piers Akerman) (australian reference)
'Did you read the latest henderson opinion column in the Sydney Morning Herald?'
'Not a chance, i feel significantly dumber whenever i read anything that dicksandal inflicts upon the world'
dicksandal by visxera July 30, 2007

Dickpendant 

A female who validates themselves based on having a dick in their lives.
" she's always with a new dude, chick is so dickpendant. Like she can't function without a dick around"
Dickpendant by Big Durrick April 7, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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