dick ornament 

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003

Dick Ornament 

A person who loves and admires another person so much that they have their mouth permanently attached to the person's dick.

god darkz, are you viper's new fucking dick ornament?

Dick Ornament by nobody January 4, 2003