Dick Of The Day

A name given to someone associated with lads football outings who act like a complete and utter Dick. This can be due to goal keepers attempting to save the ball with their feet rather than their hands, people who begin to run the line and then decide that they have to leave and go shopping with their girlfriend, or even people who feign injury and then decide that they are miraculously cured and can play again once their team has reached the final of a competition.

The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.

Geoff - "Man I Can't believe Trigger went to save the ball with his feet rather than his hands"

Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"

Or

Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"

Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"

Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."

Dick Of The Day by Milidrid May 14, 2011

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dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

dick head of the day by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009

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the day the sun shines out of my dick

an eccentric saying of non belief.

Zack: hey bro, derek and mary are going out now!
Thomas: yeah, i'll believe that the day the sun shines out of my dick.

the day the sun shines out of my dick by t.h.o.m.a.s. December 14, 2007

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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