dick of the year

something said to someone after they insult you

wally-i just read harry potter

tyler-how?you cant read

wally-dick of the year

by jamoe May 8, 2008

Dick of the Year Award

Given when someone is being a total dick. Often awarded when someone is dicked over

"Aww, you really screwed me on that one. Way to win the Dick of the Year Award."

by Professional B.A.M.F. October 12, 2008

dick year

(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.

1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?

2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!

by Kwisatz Haderach May 11, 2005

Dick year

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).

"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."

by SotoMizer May 8, 2013

Dick year

A relatively short amount of time that seems to take an agonizingly long time to get over with.

Person #1: "Hey, I heard you fucked Tommy last night."
Person #2: "Worst fuck of my life. Ten seconds took a dick year."

by Candicks August 21, 2009

Dick Year

Approximately twelve days

It took me a dick year to get to work this morning.

by e_a_k June 29, 2006

Dick Year

1) A unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male's penis from his 18th to 19th birthday
2) A long period of time

"Hey Ron! Man, I haven't seen you in like a dick year!"

by Ben Ito April 19, 2009