A name given to someone associated with lads football outings who act like a complete and utter Dick. This can be due to goal keepers attempting to save the ball with their feet rather than their hands, people who begin to run the line and then decide that they have to leave and go shopping with their girlfriend, or even people who feign injury and then decide that they are miraculously cured and can play again once their team has reached the final of a competition.
The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
The consequence of being a "Dick Of The Day" is that said "Dick" must consume a Dirty Pint on the following evening out after the football antics.
Geoff - "Man I Can't believe Trigger went to save the ball with his feet rather than his hands"
Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"
Or
Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"
Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"
Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
Bill - "Yeah, he's defiantly the Dick Of The Day"
Or
Geoff - "I thought Luke was running the line for us today?"
Bill - "He was, but then his girlfriend called him and said they had to go shopping so he left"
Geoff - "WOW.... What a Dick Of The Day."
by Milidrid April 24, 2011
by Geoffers November 28, 2016
May 26: National Stick a dick in it day
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
A word used to tell ur haters to shut the fuck up or literally stick a dick deep in there
by Will Kalamon May 26, 2018
1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.
Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!
by HRM SMK April 24, 2008
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