Dick Neck

A condition of total pain and soreness of the neck muscles caused by excessive cock sucking.

After our long weekend away, I had to pay for a massage for Rachel to help her Dick Neck.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Dick Neck

A word/phrase used to insult or taunt somebody because their neck resembles a dick or they have a birthmark/scar on thier neck that looks like a dick. Variants of the phrase are 'Cock Throat', 'Adam's Dick' , 'Penis Esophagus'.

Person 1: Haha you look stupid
Person 2: Oh yea? Well you've got a dick neck!
Everybody: LOLOLOL!! Hahahaha

by ODST Wilshire May 21, 2008

Dick neck

A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.

Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!

by Kremsley Furgleberger November 27, 2010

dick neck

Steroid User. When a man has juiced up so much he no longer has a determinable neck. Typically roid rage has set in, hence the dick.

That blond guy is such a dick neck, saw him popping in the locker room.

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003

dick necking

Sneaking up on a buddy and drawing a dick on the back of his/her neck.

Man, you weren't paying attention... You deserved that dick necking!

by Rs696969 March 02, 2014

dick-neck

person who says somthing dumb and stupid

"yo i love g-unit"...."you a fuckin dick-neck, nigga"

by Will aka Casper September 13, 2005

Dick Neck Punch

Punching someone in the dick while simultaneously punching them in the neck.

Common variants include: Penis Jugular Jolting, Cunt Trachea Punching, and Twat Throat Chopping.

I gave her phone number to a creeper at the bar and she immediately dick neck punched me.

by GeorgeJungII September 05, 2012