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Dick Missle 

A missle that is fired at mcdonalds to cause mass destruction, and the beginning of the end of the world!
Dick Missle by Joseph June 28, 2004

dick missile 

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.
"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"
dick missile by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

dick-missile 

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.
Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!
dick-missile by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

Dick missile 

When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.
Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.
Dick missile by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022

Dick Missile 

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
Dick Missile by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

Missile Dick 

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.
I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.
Missile Dick by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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