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Dick Justice 

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
Dick Justice by Jor Gor June 27, 2009
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The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"

Black Dick of Justice 

A large Phallus with the power to incur justice upon the unworthy, it is an autonomous branch of the the united states judicial system. The Black Dick of Justice is known by many to be the most effective means of criminal punishment.
In return for his tequilla antics, he was sentences to a pounding by the Black Dick of Justice.

dickjustice 

A lame-brained jockminded ignorant cocksucker police officer who gets a kick out of pulling people over and writing them tickets for an excessive amount of money by unfair reasoning and tells the police chief to go fuck himself and or a court judge who's overly rude and has strong desires to hold everyone in his courtroom in contempt. Both may even have a strong desire to fuck someone's girlfriend especially if they're vice.
1. I took a fun cruise with my sexy girlfriend till dickjustice pulled us over and gave her a ticket and I did not like how he was looking at my girl.

2. Yes, I know that judge. He's dickjustice and he has an ugly ass wife.
dickjustice by Shitface and Psychs January 14, 2010
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