Dick Hopes

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.

Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.

by Dr. Don February 10, 2014

Hoes gone be on your dick for that

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.

Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."

by Flownominal Jr. August 16, 2011

dickholes

an insignificant amount, an amount not suitable for sufficient proficiency.

I have dickholes for internet connection.

by cocknswallow March 1, 2011

idiotic dickholes

What most of you people on this website are.

You are all a bunch of idiotic dickholes.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 12, 2021