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Dick Hopes 

The concept that every man will go through that happens when he is preparing to go on a date, and also on the date, thinking he's going to get lucky later in the evening but of course it never happens.
Man thinks to himself, "Im having dick hopes again... I bought her a nice dinner, bought a shitty movie i don't like but she does, and im sweet talking her all night. I'm gonna get some later!"- Doesn't get any action the entire night.
Dick Hopes by Dr. Don February 10, 2014
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Hoes gone be on your dick for that 

A phrase used to express how cool an action just made a person seem to you.
Tom:"You want to go to McDonald's?"
Tristian:"I don't have any money."
Tom:"I can spot you."
Tristian:"Man, Hoes gone be on your dick for that."
an insignificant amount, an amount not suitable for sufficient proficiency.
I have dickholes for internet connection.
dickholes by cocknswallow March 1, 2011

idiotic dickholes 

What most of you people on this website are.
You are all a bunch of idiotic dickholes.
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