Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened

Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground

by Sellout President September 5, 2023

dick-finger

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.

That dude is a total dick-finger!

by 4katy October 25, 2009

dick fingering

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time

Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.

by Zilla25 November 23, 2015

Dick Finger

The smell you get on your finger after touching the tip, when you're done masterbating.

I gotta stop touching the tip of my junk after wacking off.. I got total Dick Finger!

by Jodelle Michelle April 26, 2015

Tommy Dick Finger

Someone who has fingers as wide as a dick

I gave her the Tommy Dick fingers and she started moaning

by CS "You Turkish" May 19, 2016

suck my middle dick finger

1. A phrase used to when someone is pissed off about something and wants to be left alone.

2. Another way to say 'fuck off' or 'suck my dick'

Nick: you can leave my room

Bailey: suck my middle dick finger

Nick: no thanks

by Emma Lee Rosa April 9, 2017

Five Finger Dick Punch

A dick punch that is used by kneeling down and upper cutting someone on the bottom of the ballsack for maximum pain.

When Jimmy got hit by my Five Finger Dick Punch his left nut disappeared into his stomach.

by Five Finger Dick Punch May 31, 2016