The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.
I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
by funkngonuts January 14, 2019
1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
by -hef- September 17, 2009
When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.
"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."
Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
by Meowpowwow June 22, 2016