The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.
I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
by funkngonuts January 14, 2019
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1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
2. what you call someone younger than you.
by -hef- September 18, 2009
Get the diaper dick mug.When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.
"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."
Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.
by Meowpowwow June 21, 2016
Get the Diaper Dick mug.A man who sticks his dick in just about anything, regardless of smell or if she even has a heartbeat. Usually men who choose the nastiest of mooslop's & by mooslops I mean female slobs.
He has a reputation of being a dirty dick dipper, he tends to dip his dick in to nothing but dirty, trashy smuts & mooslops.
by pootie87 November 18, 2013
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