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dick dangler 

Cross-country runners who wear short-shorts (usually without anything underneath) when they run, and have the possibility of having their dick dangle out the bottom of their shorts.
Person 1: Hey, did you see those dick danglers run by?
Person 2: I swear i saw one of their dicks out the bottom of their shorts..
dick dangler by YojimboRowan October 19, 2012

Dick Dangler 

A Dick Dangler is a man who has a long dick and lets it hang out of his shorts and sometimes dangles it in front of other people. Sometimes used to express ones anger for another person
Trende quit being a dick dangler it’s so skinny like a noodle.
Dick Dangler by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Dick Dangler 

A female who has ridden a dick so long and girthy that she hangs from the tip and can’t touch the floor.
That bitch is a professional dick dangler.

How high does Nikkie have to climb to dick dangle? She’s a real dick dangler.
Dick Dangler by Pants Pisser October 17, 2022

Dangerous dick 

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.
"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"
Dangerous dick by a halfling December 26, 2011

Danger Dick 

1. (n.) A penis of unmanageable size or with a high risk of injury when engaged in intercourse.

2. (n.) A male without proof of being STD free.
1. You should limber up, I hear he has a danger dick.

2. You should take protection, I hear he has a danger dick.
Danger Dick by Gus89$Cat October 11, 2019

Danger Dick 

A name used to refer to or label someone that is constantly and repeatedly putting or finding themselves in dangerous situations, and does this because they get some type of high from such.
Look at ole’ Danger Dick over there playing with fire while blindfolded.
Danger Dick by TayTayB August 16, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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