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Crown Vic Dick Hit

This is a very fun road trip game where you hit someone in the dick every time you see a Crown Victoria.
"Cruiser bruiser" oh you fucking asshole i told you im not playing.... and look what we got here... "CROWN VIC DICK HIT" get some fucker!

Crown Dick 

Meant to sound like "Crown Vic," a Crown Dick is a Ford Crown Victoria or person driving a Ford Crown Victoria that is intentionally "tripped out" to look as if it were a police car, with trappings such as large whip antennas, dark tinted glass, plain black steel rims with chrome hubs or baseball caps near the back window to cover supposed concealed red and blue flashers. The "dick" refers to the type of person who might get some kind of rush or false sense of authority or power by coming just shy of posing to be a law enforcement officer and by instilling fear in others who may mistake the car for a police car.
Person 1: Slow down, dude, there's a plain wrapper behind us. Person 2: Chill dude, that's just a Crown Dick poser.
Crown Dick by moe-z September 17, 2010

crowbar dick 

A dick that is straight at the bottom and bent at the top
Don't ask him for nudes he has a crowbar dick
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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