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frozen dick's chance in hell 

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

dickhanger 

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.
"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."
dickhanger by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

dickhanger 

when you are laying in a ladder between 2 buildings naked with your dick hanging down on the street for all to see
"I was pulling a dickhanger in the city the other day and my Great Aunt walked by and saw right when I was nutting on the street"
dickhanger by stumpwizard69 March 1, 2022

Equivalent Dickschange 

The act of one person being a dick to another person after having been first treated in a dickish manner that they did not deserve to be treated in.
I was hanging out with my friend the other day, and all of a sudden he began acting like a major dickbag towards me. He persisted, despite me trying to ignore his behavior so I was forced to start making short jokes. His feelings got hurt, but I don't feel bad because I was merely demonstrating the art of equivalent dickschange.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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