Dick Change

Describing something that is not worth much, if anything

Guy1: Dude those shoes costs ten bucks.

Guy2: Pshh, so what that's dick change.

Dick Change by gunslingerVW May 24, 2011

frozen dick's chance in hell 

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

frozen dick's chance in hell by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

dickhanger 

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

dickhanger by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

dickhanger 

when you are laying in a ladder between 2 buildings naked with your dick hanging down on the street for all to see

"I was pulling a dickhanger in the city the other day and my Great Aunt walked by and saw right when I was nutting on the street"

dickhanger by stumpwizard69 March 1, 2022

Equivalent Dickschange 

The act of one person being a dick to another person after having been first treated in a dickish manner that they did not deserve to be treated in.

I was hanging out with my friend the other day, and all of a sudden he began acting like a major dickbag towards me. He persisted, despite me trying to ignore his behavior so I was forced to start making short jokes. His feelings got hurt, but I don't feel bad because I was merely demonstrating the art of equivalent dickschange.

Equivalent Dickschange by CulturallyInappropriate July 23, 2018