Dick Call

The female booty call, when you need a man but don't want to be tied down, just wanna get it in !

"Don't worry he was just a dick call!"

by Chelsey and Wayne September 28, 2010

Suck my dick and call me nancy!

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow

"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

by Jimi, The King August 17, 2009

shit on my dick and call me charlie

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.

mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

by shit out my ass February 14, 2008

shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 20, 2011

well suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of astonishment.

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy

An expression of suprise.

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020