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Suck my dick and call me nancy! 

A phrase used to show suprise, or disbelief. Substitute for woah or wow
"Dude I'm down at time square, where are you"
"At home, why?"
"Dude, some lady is standing on one of those big signs with a poodle and a rifle, get down here!"
"Well, suck my dick and call me nancy! I'll be there!"

shit on my dick and call me charlie 

an exlamitory phrase used to convey disbelief.
mom: were going to disney world!!1!!
kid: well shit on my dick and call me charlie

well suck my dick and call me crazy

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!

shit on my dick and call me mason 

used when surprised by what a gay person says.
shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy 

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