Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by drbinshore May 14, 2010

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Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

Dick Buttkiss by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

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Dick Buttkiss

That person who thinks he/she is part of the group just because he follows you and your group around no matter how much you try to ditch him

Dick Buttkiss- Hey guys!
John-Quick, RUN!!!

Dick Buttkiss by coaster-toaster May 12, 2013

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dickbuttkiss

One who kisses the anus of another while slipping their point finger up the others urethra, simultaneously rubbing their taint with a sponge

Hey Dickbuttkiss, get out of my garden !!

dickbuttkiss by Scrotum April 2, 2021

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DicButtkiss

Parents dreaming of the perfect name often consider playground nicknames. Gym Tickle Balls Jordan would like to have a word with Ronald McFondle.

DicButtkiss is way out of line with Gym Tickle Balls Jordan and your kids coach. Report abuse and protect your kids and your community from the DicButtkiss and the Gym Tickle Ball Jordan heretics.

DicButtkiss by pussygaloremore January 2, 2022

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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