Dick Burp

Any burp inbetween the time period of when someone gives a blowjob to when they brush their teeth.

Mark: I was laying next to my gf after she gave me a blowjob and realized she dicked burped on me

Justin: Gross. Dick Burp.

Dick Burp by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS October 21, 2010

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Burping on my dick

When a girl is an ultimate tease or blue balls you. If you need to go home and masturbate after being with a girl, then she just burped on your dick.

Jordan: Aye, how was your date last night? Did you do anything?
Parker: Nah bro, she was burping on my dick all night.

Burping on my dick by BrownHawk April 3, 2014

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sperm burping gobble dick

Refering that someone gives men lots of oral sex.

Dude back off you sperm burping gobble dick!

sperm burping gobble dick by Bushy Bob September 22, 2009

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dickburp

Dickburp is the equivalent of a female queef. It usually sounds like a slight release of air through the penis. The more ammount of force exerted could rupture the vas deferns which would result in infertility.

While Luke was having sex, he experienced a dickburp.

dickburp by Garth Usher, Mike Hunt December 14, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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