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Dick Blush

"That made my dick blush" is a term used when a male sees or hears something incredibly arousing or attractive, combined with a feeling of shyness or embarrassment. It can also be said by women as a comedic effect.
When seeing his girlfriend in that outfit for the first time, it made his dick blush.

OR

Babe, that took me by surprise. I think my dick blushed.
Dick Blush by Punkymunk May 3, 2018
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dick blush

Pronunciation \DEHCK-bluhsh\

noun

The effect of superior intercourse usually marked by a glowing rosy tint noticeable on the face of said female.
guy- yo what happened with whats her face the other day?
guy2- dont worry dude, i gave her the serious dick blush cuz

girl-how was your date with winston?
girl2- remarkable! he gave the serious dick blush?

Are you embarrassed right now? Or is it just that dick blush?
dick blush by bsdt April 24, 2011
1. to be completely parallel and against or upon a flat surface
2. to be fully immersed with oneself into and onto another
3. to be overly intoxicated and unconscious while laying face first on one’s stomach
“Man! Chesterfield drank so much last night he ended up dickflush in the front yard this morning.”

Girl, you know I’m about to be dickflush inside you real soon.”

“He unzipped his pants and with a slop atop the tabletop - there indeed he was, smiling all dickflush”
dickflush by amicusknox August 11, 2023
where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.
Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush
dickbrush by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

dickblash 

When you smash that a$$ with such aggression that your girl can't move her head the next morning.
I need a neck massage, those backshots last night gave me dickblash.
dickblash by MadRobGankabish May 29, 2017
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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