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Dick Bandit 

One who spends his nights stealing the dicks of other individuals and then stores them in mason jars in his room.
Zac is such a dick bandit that he has 48 jars of stolen cocks in his room!
(Also see cock hound)
Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009

dick bandit 

The combination of a Douche Bag and an Asshole. Most often a goofy, pathetic or annoying individual.
Jimmy is such a Dick Bandit. He's always drinking my beer!

Dick Bandit 

Gay Ray, homosexual male, fag, haggott, any male that likes dick, especially in the ass.
Dick Bandit by Dick Bandit September 15, 2005

dick bandit 

A girl who makes great efforts to get the attention of horny dudes, similar to a thirst trap.
Did you see what that girl posted on Facebook? She is such a dick bandit.
dick bandit by Flyingbuffalos November 21, 2021

Big Dick Bandit 

When a guy with a bigger dick steals your girl.
Don't let the big dick bandit get close to your girlfriend, you've been warned.
Big Dick Bandit by Blueballsswaylee February 25, 2017

big dick bandit 

A person who has an above-average sized cock and seeks out females to put the cock to use. Usually a person that sneaks up on women and whips it out.
Eric watched as Mr. Collins approached the girl secretly from behind, and he said, "watch out, here comes the big dick bandit!"
big dick bandit by Eric Russell1 April 14, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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