Dick and Bubblegum 

Two choices a railroader gets during his/her tour of duty. Most days the supply of bubblegum is low to non-existent.

Well, as you know the two choices are dick and bubblegum. And as you can see by our orders, they ran out of bubblegum before we got called in.

Dick and Bubblegum by ArG !! March 9, 2011

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"

Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

Hard Dick And Bubblegum by Salanne March 30, 2006

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

Hard Dick And Bubblegum by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 21, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008