Dick and Bubblegum 

Two choices a railroader gets during his/her tour of duty. Most days the supply of bubblegum is low to non-existent.

Well, as you know the two choices are dick and bubblegum. And as you can see by our orders, they ran out of bubblegum before we got called in.

Dick and Bubblegum by ArG !! March 9, 2011

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"

Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

Hard Dick And Bubblegum by Salanne March 30, 2006

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum

i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

Hard Dick And Bubblegum by Randy [Blur] Robbins April 21, 2006