Dick About To Explode

Max.

He's never masturbated.

by ush March 19, 2003

Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman

Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment

by zoma March 19, 2003

Dick About To Explode

Nick who sucked Chanels tits but didn't get laid.

Nick: "Man I was sucking her tits on the dancefloor! Now she is gone..."
Andy: "Man you have a"dick about to explode"!

by Bababushadada December 9, 2008