Diarrheathra

A diarrhea equivalent that is ejected via the urethra.

Man, after the all that chili and kombucha, I had some wicked fiery diarrheathra.

by aaaaaaj October 23, 2016

diarrheaphragm

A dam inserted into one's large intestine, or colon, to prevent the sudden blast of diarrhea. The damn is attached to a metal chain for easy access to pull out when you are ready to empty your build-up.

The diarreahphragm is inserted by a large metal pole.

The diarrheaphragm can lead to a common and severe disease called diarrheabedis. This is because of the massive build-up of diarrhea, and secretes "pup" through various exits of the body. "Diarrhea simply has nowhere else to go."

Good thing I have my diarrheaphragm, otherwise my wedding would have been ruined if I accidentally diarrheaed.

by David Lieber Mintz January 10, 2011

Diarrheatery

(n): a place where one purchases food that leads inevitably to gastrointestinal distress. See also: food truck.

Just spent two hours in the bathroom thanks to the diarrheatery that we went to for dinner.

by Furquis October 31, 2015

diarrheatarded

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

by pissant bulge March 21, 2023