Diarrhea-tard 

Noun. A condition where one has diarrhea so often in a short period of time in which they become handicapped and unable to move due to the abuse put on the body having had such powerful toxic elimination in such a violent manner. (sometimes shortened to "Rhea-tard")

Oh my god, last night I drank so much that I woke up this morning having to crap every 10 minutes. My body is in such shock that I am now a Diarrhea-tard!

Diarrhea-tard by Allegra Sinclair & Christopher Dickey June 13, 2007

diarrheatarded 

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"

diarrheatarded by pissant bulge March 21, 2023