Dextext 

The act of texting one-handed with either hand with equal proficiency, usually while driving. Someone with this skill is sometimes referred to as being ambitextrous.

"Duder, I've seen Camille dextexting with a couple stacks of flapjacks balanced on her other hand, & even while driving a moped once!"

Dextext by Dan Jeremy Brooks April 11, 2008

Dextext 

The act of texting one-handed with either hand with equal proficiency, usually while driving. Someone with this skill is sometimes referred to as being ambitextrous.

"Duder, I've seen Camille dextexting with a couple stacks of flapjacks balanced on her other hand, & even while driving a moped once!"

Dextext by Dan Jeremy Brooks April 16, 2008

detextify 

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detextive 

The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

Detextive by Furk Busch May 26, 2009

Detexting 

The act of going through ones phone and reading texts from the night before, in order to figure out what one did.

What did we do last night? I have no idea, let's do some detexting.

Detexting by Bighead October 21, 2012

Detextive 

A current or former partner who makes a regular habit of going through you’re phone, specifically your texts while your sleeping in order to find something incriminating to use against you. They may be inclined to even steal your phone, log in to your online account and use gaslighting as a way to satisfy their need to be in control. This is a toxic behavior, not to be fooled with anything cute or meaningful. It’s a decision derived from a pre existing desire to be a drama queen and cause a fight when they have no actual reason to do so.

I woke up this morning in my man’s arms he so sexy.. until I realized he wasn’t lookin at me. Mother f***** had been on his detextive shit again reading my convos with my momma. He didn’t know I was awake tho, and when he came at me for my mamma “hating him and our love” I asked his detextive ass if he’s sayin that cuz he talked to her? Or because he was readin my shit at 7 a.m like a paranoid lil man child.

I slapped him in the mouf and called mamma.

Detextive by Textbomber October 10, 2021

Detexting 

To remove all fatal temptations to text and drive.

Why don't you text Linda that we're on the way. Can't bro, I'm detexting right now.

Detexting by Ms. Dolce September 5, 2012