Deuxting

To text while pooping.

I was deuxting Ted this morning.

by Brink. October 16, 2014

druxting

The act of texting while drunk. Nonsensical, misspelled texting due to intoxication.

I wish she would stop druxting me!

I don't know what he is trying to say because he is druxting me.

by elbor422 November 28, 2012

DEXTING

Texting while driving = Dexting

i really shouldn't be DEXTING, one of theses days im gonna be in a pile up on the highway because i wasn't focusing on the road.

by TheTrevster October 20, 2012

dexting

a.) dating via text messaging: Dexting is most often practiced by males for whom actual dating is unfeasible and by nature the dexting relationship is invariably one-way. When asked, the female in the dexting relationship will be aloof to her "dexter"'s intentions and advances. Men most likely to be dexters are worm farmers, trekkies, and unemployed "artists".

(based on a true dexting experience)
dexter: Good morning beautiful
girl: lol...we haven't even met
dexter: i know u r tho
(8 hours later)
dexter: what are you doing
girl: hanging out w my friend
dexter: oh i see
(16 hours later)
dexter: So are you just not interested?! or do you dislike me or did i do something wrong?! I don't understand you.
girl: what?!
dexter: i can tell you're too wrapped up in yourself. It would never have worked between us.

by Vanheezy18 January 1, 2012

dexting

sending text messages while drunk

She had so much to drink last night she had to check her cell this morning to see who fell prey to her dexting.

by Zenobia Valentine March 18, 2009

druxting

The act of dunk texting.

I ended up druxting my baby momma last night!

by bigperm78 January 31, 2010

Dexting

Texting by one person which results in another's death.

The woman was killed by a driver who was texting. Thus the driver should be held criminally liable for dexting.

The student was murdered over text messages. Dexting by students is out of control.

by Shawnhelene March 24, 2010