Deuche Chill 

An exclamation calling attention to the misfortune of another who has brought ill will on oneself. Usually pronounced an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and prolonging the "L" sound in "Chill."

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on an episode of the sitcom Arrested Development.

man: So you wanna come back to my place with me?

woman: Why, did you spend your cab money buying me a 2 dollar beer?

passerby: Deuche Chillllllllll...

Deuche Chill by AyeJaye October 25, 2007

douche chill 

Introduced by the character Tobias Funke (David Cross) on the short-lived but acclaimed, award winning FOX sitcom Arrested Development. "Douche chill" is an exclamation calling attention to the embarrassment of someone who has brought ill consequences on themselves.

Typically annunciated an octave or two higher than one's normal speaking voice and drawing out the "L" sound in "chill."

1. Mike and Tom are playing one-on-one basketball. Mike tries to show off and go up for a dunk. He misses it and face plants on the concrete. The sooner the better, Mike exclaims, "Douche chilllllll!"

douche chill by AyeJaye October 2, 2007

Douche Chill 

1. A feeling of strong embarrasement for and verbal or physical act someone else has preformed.

1-a . Feeling the need to look away from an embarrasing moment on TV.

1-b. The experience you receive when your coworker allways says the wrong thing in an attempt to be funny.

2- Also reffered to as a D.C., so as not to offend the person making the akward comment or statement.

A: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on american idol, I shivered as a douche chill washed over me.

B: The feeling received from viewing any of the MTV reality shows.

Douche Chill by chrispyr September 19, 2006

douche chill 

the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.

bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.

tom: yeah it was your sister.

dick: DOUCHE CHILL!

douche chill by lonewolf January 3, 2005

douche chill 

A phrase used to describe the awkward moment which ensues after someone you know to be a douche bag says or does something to embarrass themselves. Works best when said in a sort of melody with the "douche" staccato and the "chill" legato.

Girl 1: Sarah's been absent from school a lot lately.
Girl 2: I know! She's absent like ten days a week!
Girl 1: Douche chill...

douche chill by sammabanana August 12, 2007

douche chill 

Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.

First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.

Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.

The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.

douche chill by Quadzilla99 May 27, 2008

douche chill 

the feeling after receiving a harsh come back or rejection

as larry picks up the phone to call his girlfreind he realizes when it only rings twice that she ignored his call

Larry:Oh my shit, that bitch just side buttoned me
Dick:Douche Chill!

douche chill by stfutrick September 30, 2005