Detroit High-Five

A mixed drink comprised of Faygo Orange pop and Mohawk Tequila. Plentiful in the Cass Corridor, it is (more or less) the reason Wayne State University has such a low graduation rate.

Its popularity is also directly correlated with unemployment as the drink has become the ironic favorite of former Big Three employees.

Dan: Why is Raj trying to scale Heidelberg Project?
Lou: He passed his Urban Planning exam so we each gave him a Detroit High-Five.

Former GM Employee: It's the second anniversary of my pink slip.
Former Ford Employee: Detroit High-Fives.

Detroit High-Five by SSicken January 15, 2011

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Detroit high five

When one man is engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman from the rear and another man is receiving oral sex from the same woman. As this is happening the 2 men are giving eachother high fives.

Me and Mike gave this hot chick a Detroit high five last night, my hand still hurts from the intense high five action.

Detroit high five by Tommy M. August 9, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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